I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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