Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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