I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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