whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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