What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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