; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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