Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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