what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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