Cold hands, warm shart.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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