Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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