I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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