I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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