whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
The air taste purple.
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