Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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