Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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