Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
