just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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