Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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