Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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