are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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