like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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