He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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