i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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