i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
