I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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