I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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