Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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