i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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