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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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