3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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