Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
The uberlube is also flammable
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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