Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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