i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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