just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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