yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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