Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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