Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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