i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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