it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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