just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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