I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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