In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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