Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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