Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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