We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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