Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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