The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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