i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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