Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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