sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just had sex bonerless
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
