dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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