My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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