Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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