You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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